“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

One in hole!

Jim Tomsula would shake his head at this story. There are at least fifteen ways he could have made it home without spending money or breaking the law.

I can’t be cynical anymore- this movie is going to be freaking amazing.

This is a case where the movie really did not need to be made but hot damn everyone involved is so far pretty damn awesome

Texas’s Major League baseball team is also the Rangers so *shrug*

“Mr. Briles, you enticed recruits with offers of snacks and rape without consequence, and you know how we frown upon free food to recruits.”

“We’re going across the country, from New York to Pennsylvania and back again.”

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!

be honest with yourself that what you’re really saying with the look is “I can’t let go.”

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What are you talking about? This tweet is terrifying.

Except, you know, he’s paid to “write” about soccer. That would seem to indicate you might want to watch the fucking match.

I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador match while devoting most of my attention on LeBron and company’s noble attempt to do what me and my coworkers try to accomplish every day, which is make Kevin Draper cry.

you write for the screamer, but you hardly watched the game last night...jesus chirst do we appreciate your dedication to your job...

I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador match

How is it considered sane at all to watch a shitty blowout of an NBA game?