These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

Mmm, Gummy DeMilo....

Where do you think your cole slaw comes from??? Check your cabbage.

Just so everyone is clear, you spent a FUCKLOAD of time yesterday arguing that the assignment, Was the Holocaust a Hoax, was a "critical thinking exercise" and today you are arguing FOR the banning of books?

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Just rename the team, do a mea culpa press conference, and announce EXCITING NEW (and non-offensive) MERCHANDISE.

And you can sell through the old offensive merchandise because you won't be selling it any more.

Or is he a graduate of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Or for that matter, Nora Roberts. Or worse yet, James Patterson, who just shills terrible books written by others with his name in slightly larger font then the hacks that churn them out?

LOL I was totally wondering why she wasn't picking on Stephen King!

Oh you're just the absolute worst kind of racist.

I'm confused. I'm a straight black woman, but I haven't banged any black chicks either - am I racist, too? Dammit.

I am especially put off by the image of the younger girl holding a sign that says "special needs." Seriously, you feel like you have to blast the entire internet with the fact that your daughter has a disability of some kind? There can be such stigma in those words and it should be up to the girl herself to decide in…

I was adopted into a white family from South Korea. I grew up in Minnesota and every now and then people made innocently rude comments. Very, very rarely would they be on the level of what this woman is reporting her children have experienced. So I don't know ... Either this woman lives somewhere where people are…

She sounds like a serious pathological liar, very much like that waitress who made up the story about a couple leaving her a homophobic note on their check. You may think she had nothing to gain from making false rape accusations but people like that love attention and creating drama, it doesn't have to make sense to…

That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

The problem is not that the burden of beyond a reasonable doubt is too high. The problem is that juries hold prosecutors to a higher standard beyond that. Particularly because of television shows where every case is supported by DNA, fingerprints, and a confession. In real life, that sort of thing doesn't happen. …

And now, I feel obligated to post this..

I hate this fuck, but I fully support this decision.

Whhhhaaaaa? Ryan Gosling already happened, happened again, and is still happening.