I could not handle how much I disliked Stephanie. I had two younger siblings and she just stomped around being all the things that bugged me about them. Michelle was too young to be actually annoying for most of it. I just felt so bad for DJ most of the time. I was so grateful that I didn't have a sister!

I feel like any discussion like this should include the couple from Happy Endings, which when I search doesn't seem like it ruffled many feathers.

I would want to see Mark Wahlberg. Want to see if his skills in The Boxer matches his skills IRL.

Go home, western civilization, you're drunk.

If there's actually a "celebrity" boxing match, I would prefer that the actual celebrity in the match be fitter and better trained than DMX so at least I can rest assured that Zimmerman is getting the beatdown he so deserves.

Of course I'm being sarcastic. I was describing the reaction of the peanut gallery to this woman, not how I think.

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The Kim Kardeezy part of today's Dirt Bag just reminded me of Happy Endings so now I have a sad.

If they outlaw blowjobs and butt secks only the criminals will have blowjobs and butt secks.

Seriously. My first date with my boyfriend I was like "I know it's only been one date, but we've been on this date for a really long time, so it's more like 3 dates. What do you say about doing it? Also, I'm really drunk." We ended up pushing it to 3 real dates, but I was ready that night!

I have a dog that gets hot spots. The only way we were able to stop him from licking (except the cone of shame) was by putting him in a soft cotton t shirt. Once he healed we were happy to remove the shirt, but by then Randy was in LOVE with his baby soft shirt. He would bring it me to put on him, roll around and…

He should go to each and every one of their homes, knock on their doors, ask for them by screen name and proceed to beat the crap out of them. I feel like I saw that in one of his movies...

Irregardless of you thinking I'm racist (I'm not) I have travelled and spent considerable amount of time in over 40 different countries and the truth is the men in India behaved appallingly. From leering, to assault, to pounding on my hotel room at night, in no other country was I treated so badly just because I was a…