A lot of things.

You don't know but....you know. Yeah. Thanks.

Ohhhhhhh boy, prepare for a massive influx off #notallgamers and links to youtube videos showing you the "truth".

all elite athletes have massive genetic edges over normal people...do you think their speed differences is only a matter of training?

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

If Liberace and Donald Trump had a design competition then this would happen.

7 years here. Part of what I miss is all the games. Hidden bottles, trips to the basement to "check on the furnace" I was also great at doing laundry. I did laundry in the basement more than any man. Folded it down there too. I was a rotten SOB. At least once I am sure my wife smelled it in me but I always countered…

His wife operates an inter-species erotica site called "One Horse/Open Slay"

"Now, I've never had a dead body in my trunk, but I imagine some pine scented air fresheners are not going to make that smell tolerable enough for me to put it off while I visit the local big box store. Just sayin'."

Started running again and bought the stuff to make homemade pickles tomorrow. Oh, the true highlight was probably one of my kids starting music lessons. The joy on his face was amazing.

Summer is officially over. First of all, we did get snow this past week. Secondly, I listened to the final episodes of my two favourite summer podcasts:"Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids" and "Live Through This." I highly recommend everyone download these, especially the first one because it is HILARIOUS and a…

Last Sunday my husband told me he wants to move out. He needs to be single and figure out what he wants in life. After months of couples therapy and ten years together, there's nothing else I can do. I can't make him stay married to me. Now I'm applying for jobs in different cities, since I only moved to this town for…

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

Notice that the vagina isn't also "God's Vagina". That would imply power and authority, which the vagina clearly is not meant to have in God's plan (tm). Look at me, I've got the penis of God swinging between my legs!

Your team staying popular equals more money in the pockets of all other franchises and NFL brass.

OH SHIT IT'S ME.

My hometown team is the Ravens. I'm sorta glad they lost yesterday. Probably gonna lose Thursday too. Fuck them. I've been a Ravens fan for almost my entire life and I'm not gonna stop now, but they can eat a dick is what I'm saying.

uh, Erin, sometimes they wear pink gloves for breast cancer awareness so who's the REAL lady-hater, huh.

You are seriously calling a domestic violence victim who fled to avoid her attacker (or, as far as we know given that she has disappeared, was killed by him) a "coward"?

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.