August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

Perplexing indeed. I guess we’re witnessing something like the opposite of this skill:

I was there. Hearing her husband say, on the phone to the insurance company, “yeah my wife hit a Ferrari" was one of the most gut-wrenching moments of empathy I've ever experienced. I wanted to give the guy a hug.

And Steve Sax still hasn’t gotten in because of his run-in with the law

I heard Ford’s Christmas lights this year totally put GM’s to shame too, and that all the kids went across the street to Ford’s way scarier haunted house on Halloween too.