More than this guy?
Airbag shrapnel.
Like any new BMW, it’ll be overstyled, over laden with pointless features, and be the official vehicle of D-bags nation-wide.
Who is this broad?
Until college baseball takes its batflips seriously, I certainly can’t take THEM seriously.
Elon Musk is like a new Malcolm Bricklin, if Malcolm Bricklin was successful.
I hope Mr. Musk finally realizes that man cannot tame wild electricity. It will always come back to bite customers in the behind.
Morley Safer was a national Jewish treasure, full of boyish wonder.
I have a similar problem when receiving blowjobs.
Proof that as long as one rides a bicycle, they never really grow up.
Better than a Rougned Odor soup bone.
Martha Stewart is the Hillary Clinton of cooking. Or is Hillary the Martha Stewart of politics? Or is Chris Christie the Paula Deen of politicians?
Fuck Jeff Goldblum.
Don’t forget to steal something before leaving your job. Odds are there has been days where you have worked overtime without pay. Stealing is God’s way of a balanced, free market economy. Because of this, I’m now the third largest retailer of 3M Post-It Notes in my area.
They should do a whole race in the other direction; turning right. The next 100 Indiana 500s can be a right hand race. I think they could probably modify the steering wheels to do this.