But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…

Grinding your teeth? In actuality, or metaphorically? Dammit! I want to say “literally” properly, and it’s been ruined.

I mean, I get what you are saying, but the bus is going to rust to nothing anyway. I don’t see the problem with removing it, since it has become an attraction that puts people’s lives at risk. Given how remote/ dilapidated it is, I am assuming more traditional methods of moving it are not an option, hence my idea to…

Maybe they should get rid of the bus. It’s not, like, a national monument or anything. I realize that may be difficult with the lack of roads in Alaska. Maybe just dismantle it or something.

Or a meteor. I’m not super-picky.

We are so overdue for a plague

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

If you have to invalidate physics to justify your belief in a certain bra size algorithm, well, enjoy.

Seriously. For starters, the items (they are absoutley NOT sports bras) the uniformly small-breasted women on the buband website are wearing underneath this glorified gaffe tape are completely inappropriate for medium/high impact activity. Encapsulate the breast tissue with a sized band, actual cups, adjustable straps…

What if you needed something faxed and someone was all like, “Faxed it for you!”

“It’s our identity.”

That stung me the most. No accountability at all.

While I hate to be dragged to his level, has he ever looked in a mirror?

by “rest of the world” I presume you mean the US.

by “rest of the world” I presume you mean the US.

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

I think after leaving office, he should embark on a tour across America doling out hugs to the public. Or just to me, I don’t care.

We disagree on a lot but this is something we agree upon. The last thing this guy needs is the QueenBey stan army coming for him for the crime of not bowing in adulation and hanging on every word out of the queens mouth.

I can’t stop laughing at this Sea Hamster oh my god, humans are the best and worst thing in the world this is magnificent

‘why?’ Why do we pay money to participate in these events to be humiliated?

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.