leprechaun
Leprechaun
leprechaun

I starred because boobs.

All those YouTube videos I had to sit through because I saw boobs.


yes. Don’t need to read any further than that.

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

That’s cool but isn’t Hokey religions and ancient weapons no match for a good blaster at your side?

It IS animated. It waits until you aren’t looking before it moves.

I am not sure I am getting what you are selling.

I anxiously await your manifesto.

When I grow up, I want to become a corporation.

You might want to have a look at that pie chart again... military spending made up 54% of discretionary government spending in 2014.

Who are you trying to pitch these lies to stupid? Most readers are from the US and will immediately shrug off your nonsense. Roads take a beating from heavy traffic and freezing weather, that’s life. Power lines are above ground for a number of reasons.

It really/sadly is like a sardonic punchline in a Douglas Adams novel.

I feel like those exact words could be humanities’ epitaph.

And we made almost all of them into hats.

That was no accident. That beaver was MURDERED!

My guess is that it flopped because it went so far over budget that Disney didn’t want to put any money into promoting it. I’m part of the target audience for John Carter, and I didn’t even give a second though to seeing it because the previews were so vague and they were hardly ever on. When I watched it much later

I can’t watch this without thinking about falling in.