Don't microwave it. It makes your whole house stink for hours. Put it on the top rack of your dishwasher. Unless you don't have a dishwasher, then just throw it away because it costs like like a $1.29 and you can afford that every three weeks. If you can't, maybe cut down on your alcohol intake for one night and pay…

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

I learned everything I needed to know about volcanoes from Brady Bunch

Well, when you put it that way it sounds a lot cooler than the phone actually is.

Expecting to see this:

Their use of a Faygo can somehow made this story even more Detroit-y than initially expected.

As a tentacle monster, I loled.

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

Ah nature, how beautiful and majest- OHFUCKINGSHITDFHFHDJHJHGJGFHJH

The best defense against ATM skimmers is to have a shitty job and enough expenses to where your bank account consistently has so little money in it that the criminals would just feel bad from taking what little you have.

If you're building something like a media-center-cum-home-server-cum-gaming-cum-ultimate-porn-stash-rig, you'll probably want to snag one of these.

In the spirit of price gouging, I've been waiting for an airline to initiate a system where you have to swipe a credit card to recline BUT the person behind you can also pay double to veto.

I feel like the only one that never understood this attitude. Reclining your seat all the way is definitely a dick move—but I have to recline it a LITTLE bit if I want to even come close to sleeping. And I have never minded when people in front of me reclined their seats, as long as it's mild.

There hasn't been a product on ThinkGeek I didn't like. That being said...

Electrolysis of water has was established long, long ago. In any case my point was that Adam's article made a claim that this would reduce the energy required to split water. There's no evidence for that presented in the Stanford article (only vague speculation).