Ahem.

I wonder how much longer it will be before its $2M to buy a 900 sq ft house in Austin.

Yeah for Texas and yeah for Elon. We like hard-working, inventive people (who might be a little imbalanced). Please don’t come here - we’re full.

The good news is you won’t endure the agony of burning to death, because that Buick 3800 will crush your skull from behind after those welds fail.

It’s more fun to some people, including me. Wheeling doesn’t need to be about optimization or ease-of-use. It’s an inherently illogical hobby, after all!

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

In terms out outright off-road capability (i.e. the ability to traverse treacherous obstacles), I’m not so sure EVs will offer a huge advantage. ICE off-roaders have tremendous crawl ratios that yield loads of wheel torque even at low RPM, and they’ve got fully locked differentials ensuring that all wheels spin at the…

I don’t think this is crazy, because ive been there.  It’s not inexpensive to heat a whole house up to kill them all.  

I have a question, what exactly should I be looking for while inspecting a hotel room? cuz I do that inspection when I stay at hotels but...

“However,” the Officer said, interrupting himself, “I’m chattering, and his apparatus stands here in front of us. As you see, it consists of three parts. With the passage of time certain popular names have been developed for each of these parts. The one underneath is called the Bed, the upper one is called the…

If you think you can do a better job after waking up at 2am, driving for ten hours, attending classes, then coming home and settling down with a drink on your day off to watch a race only to find out that you’re going to be up late reporting on a horrific accident, I encourage you to take my place and try your hand.

Big Condom has been keeping this under wraps for years, they don’t like stuff like this coming out.

I wear Hoppe’s No. 9 as aftershave

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

“Me”, and “restaurants I love.”

Being a kid in the 1980s was great. No one took video of all the stupid shit we did, all the things we set on fire, all the things we blew up... 

Its a protective coating, see?

Paulo Goncalves is witnessed. He shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome, to the gates of Valhalla.

but you have TWO parshes in your driveway

Thank you! I really do appreciate this. I’ll be covering cars, transportation and hopefully some motorsports at Business Insider, and I think it’ll be really great.