Tanks a lot Rivian

I always half expect to get a tub of Elmer’s glue.

Please use this space to share all the terrible entree names that would make AHESAA blush at that diner that you’re planning to open any day now.

I didn’t realize robots or the moon were things to cancel, TBH. I guess our future robot overlords deserve to go more, though?

I think Houston is the only place I’ve driven on an interstate at 80 MPH for a solid hour and still been on the same side of the same city.

I’m more for controlled burns. Those areas have been burning periodically for millenia, and its only been since we moved there that it became a problem. Many species are dependent on a semi regular burn to thrive. 

“A life without risk is not a life truly lived”

It’s a shame that even on a vacation, we can’t take it easy.

You are correct. My blood work came back pre-diabetic after I downed the bag in 3 days, then went to the doctor a month later.

You are correct. My blood work came back pre-diabetic after I downed the bag in 3 days, then went to the doctor a…

Build a wall and demand that Musk pay for it.

Quoting the town charter of Austin, TX, I see.

That’s on the CLR-MAX

We will let them choose between Plesetsk Cosmodrome and Dayton.

I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.

But I can tell you that I thought someone else on the Jalopnik staff was writing about it.

E-a-t-0-n, it’s pronounced like “Sarah”

That sounds like most of the roads in Houston today.

My guess, from working in the security industry (albeit computer network, rather than physical, but) is that it comes down to money. Many businesses don’t have state of the art security systems, because it’s expensive. If the upgraded system won’t save them more money than just leaving the old stuff in, there’s no…

Missed the fact that today is