I don’t drive to Moab to cover EJS, it’s just an arbitrary deadline I choose (and also, it’s when my Jeep friends are out there). And since EJS ended on Sunday, I made it in time! (But barely!)

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

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Calling that a tire is a bit of a stretch

I’ll bet there’s nothing in the HOA bylaws against drawing big, meaty wieners on your dues checks. I mean big, throbby, veiny dingalings right there in the notes field. Full-on Superbad-style penis cartoons.

I get what you’re saying, but I’m pretty sold on this engine tower concept I’ve got going.

The tolerances and overall quality control are a huge issue. Back in the day, all of these things were built on-site but that resulted in a less efficient production stream. Compare the difference in efficiency of a site-built home vs. a modular unit that is built offsite and assembled. There is always much less…

Can’t defend the indefensible, TBH.

I miss the days when I was just a short or a Big Oil shill. Now I have to defend Univision too? Ugh.

We’ve done plenty of “research” as we’ve reported on this company and its issues for the past decade: https://jalopnik.com/tag/tesla

I know Torch wrote Illinois but the S is silent so it is pronounce In-d-ana.

It’s an Altima, so probably not any worse.

There isn’t much to say. A friend was moving and this thing hadn’t moved in a year. Told me, fifty bucks it’s yours, just get it out of my driveway. I showed up with a new battery I’d bought for another car, installed it sideways, the Jeep started right up and I drove it home.

You mean the Cavalier was not a good offroader?  It’s OK, I thought the Dodge Daytona in the late ‘80s was cool too.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

I WISH I had one! I’ve asked Patrick for one when my Apple //e conks out.

4 door, manual transmission, convertible. 

There is no such thing as too much parsh. Everything should be maximum parsh, all the time.

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

Not really, because Dallas sucks.