Not impressed.

Bahahahaha yeah right! From my life experience, karma, like everything and everyone else in life, goes easy on southern, racist, sexist, anti-socialist, white men.

Uhm.....so am I the only one wondering what happened to waiting to ACTUALLY see the movie before crucifying it? I am getting so sick of this hyped-up-trailer bullshit trend that has been so pervasive in film-lovers’ culture the passed few years.

I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but you are a stupid person, with apparently little to no knowledge of the female gender.

YES! Thank you for laying this out. Well said!

Get ready. Because if you live in America you don’t have that luxury any more, and more than likely, you will have to start over again when you’re 50.

It sounds absurd because it is fucking absurd. This man is pretty sad and pathetic if you ask me. Oh you poor thing, one part of your otherwise deemed-perfect-by-society body is not big enough for you to feel happy? fucking ridiculous, hundreds of thousands of humans have to walk around everyday in bodies they hate…

You immediately invalidate the entire integrity of the list by putting Grape nuts third. Fucking vile.

Predator!

As a person in a very similar boat as you, I concur completely with your sentiments on this piece.

Really? are you sure? because in my experience most kids and people today are too obsessed with their phones/facebook/instagram/etc. to know how to carry on a polite conversation in person.