Figured. What terrible sentence this is:

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

And somewhere, on a practice field somewhere, Roberto Aguayo smiles and softly chuckles to himself, then promptly misses another kick.

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

To put this in perspective-i work at one of the 30 largest corps in the world-our CEO doesn’t get this type of package.

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

I get the allure of Notre Dame and all that shit, but why as a parent would you send your kid to be coached by this asshole?

I don’t think anything will ever be as good as Tom Wilhelmsen making Alexei Ramirez look stupid.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

It is absolutely homer. Drew nailed it yesterday. The pool for potential dunkers is much smaller than potential homerers.

I hope she got a gift basket.

I think that the stuff in his memo was incorrect and misguided, but I also think being incorrect about how best to address a complicated issue like gender diversity in tech shouldn’t be a fireable offense. Is there room on the internet for this opinion?

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

I bet his kids won’t be allowed to meet Mercury Morris.

“I am a dolphin.”

His lawyers from the firm Anthony. Bryant, & Stackhouse released a statement simply stating, “Shooters gonna shoot.”

This is such backhanded behavior by the Title IX office, they really shanked this investigation.

It’s when you factor in the reputation of Cal’s insane number of top-ranked graduate programs that it distinguishes itself from Michigan. As undergrad institutions, I agree that they are pretty much in the same league.