I’m guessing it was just a matter of time before some skinhead douche figured out that “Banjo Elmers” was an anagram for LeBron James.

You were a former columnist at the Denver Post, right? Keep updating that resume...

Does this count as another major?

Great players Coumadin and go, but this is a sad way for a career to end.

So which one wore a MAGA hat to work a year ago?

Pero Antic AND Luigi Datome? This article doubles as a “let’s remember some guys” post.

This is also how I feel. LeBron is bigger, stronger, and faster than Jordan was. He is, at his defensive peak, a better defender (and MJ was FUCKING GOOD at defense - but he couldn’t guard four or five positions like LeBron can). He’s not quite as dominant a one-on-one player as Jordan, though he probably could be,…

This is something that has snuck up on me the past couple of years, but: I think LeBron is the best basketball player of all time. I think Michael Jordan (up to this point)has had the best basketball career. Does this distinction make sense?

Dennis Miller, so this is what you’re up to these days.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Lebron vs Jordan 1 on 1, Lebron all day

Makes you wonder if the owners even care about being competitive (besides uberrich guys like Ballmer and Cuban) or just want to cash the checks and don’t care that there are only two teams in the league now.

If Draymond had averaged a triple double, would Deadspin be behind his MVP candidacy? #makesyouthink

This is an example of lack of fear Danny Green had that few players seem to have:

Well, actually, if you listen to it again, he basically just repeated the other announcer’s comment.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

You’d have to ask Phil.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.