I think these would be a good investment. The company will blow up — he’ll likely end up with a plain-vanilla sponsorship deal in a year or two — and these will sell as status items for $3,000 on eBay.

YEAH FUCK THAT GUY AT THE 3 POINT LINE CLAPPING, BUT ALSO I’M SURE EVERYONE THINKS ‘FUCK THAT GUY’ (REFERRING TO ME) AS I LAZILY PLAY D AND THEN YELL FOR HELP THE MINUTE THE PERSON SWITCHES HANDS DRIBBLING (MOVE TO THE HOOP OR NOT) AND AFTER HE BLOWS BY ME I RAISE MY HANDS LIKE “WTF” BUT REALLY I’M RAISING THEM SO…

Most consecutive seasons with at least one touchdown pass - 21

It’s amazing to think about what it would be like if the Jets had drafted Peyton Manning. Surely there would have been a fight for the start with Neil O’Donnell. And surely Peyton would have won that starting job eventually. But it is amazing to think what the Jets would have been like from 1998 to present day…

It’s very unlikely Manning would have been a Jet had he declared for the draft after his junior season. Someone would have given Parcells the king’s ransom he would have wanted for the #1 pick. Trading that pick would have been options one and two for Parcells. His third option would have been drafting Manning.

If you are talking about his prose — then, fine, he might not be great, I can’t recall any of his stories that I thought were really well-written in the Gary Smith sense of great sportswriting. And like you, I like a well-written article as well. But in Lowe’s case, I was referencing his knowledge and analysis, not…

Calling Lowe the best in the business is probably the least controversial take ever. If ESPN would force him out for anyone it would be real bad sign for the future of the network.

One thing this article doesn’t reference is the status of Zach Lowe.

On a per-minute basis, he lost almost as much money as Rick Pitino.

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…

Every time a bird hits the glass, the stadium cries.

Two Conference Rivals, both alike in humility
(In front of fake Philadelphia library, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A draft announcer bludgeoned by boos umpteen.

Nazi bullion can buy anything.

Wrong Said Fred.

I’m fairly certain the anti-Berman is salad.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

Your username rules is really all I wanted to say.