Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

Man, wish Crayola still made that marker pack. There was “blood red,” “pus off-white,” “gangrene green,” “frostbite black,” “icterus yellow,” and “fecalith brown.”

Irregardless, I like the joke.

It’s strange that Dolan is so loyal to his terrible executives. Normally a bad owner meddles in affairs, thinking he is smarter than his employees. (see: Dan Snyder, Jed York)

I think you mean ‘we will still take all your money.’

Sent from my roommate’s sofa

30 pieces of silver

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

I’m sad I wont get to do this when Southwest Christian comes back to play the university my wife works for.

You’re a moron

I can’t stop laughing.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I assumed that was Tampa, because of the skull and swords, but it doesn’t say anything about MRSA.

John Stockton averaged 10.5 assists/game for his career. Can you imagine how good the Jazz could have been if that fucking stat chaser had been willing to get fewer assists so he could make his teammates better? The Jazz would have beaten the Bulls in the NBA finals in ‘97 and ‘98, and Karl Malone would be our…

Yeah, that’s my take. The gear is a “fuck you” to Snyder, and I fully support that.

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

For the record, however, if I was building a team from scratch right now, I’d take Kawhi over either of them.

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Even in games they end up winning handily, it is extremely rare for them not to be down by 15 at some point. I watch pretty much every game and I just don’t understand this team.

this is fuckin perfect. the Pistons are in a situation where, if literally every person on the roster doesn’t improve significantly, they’re fucked. my patience is just about to die.