I have to post this wherever I can. Go Cats.

That’s not a Renaissance man.

The last fleeting hope UVA fans had was the appearance of the final score on the Rolling Stone website.  

St. Francis Torn To Shreds By Huskies Despite Record Of Kindness To Animals

No way to generalize - depends on the scenario. I work for a CEO who makes just shy of $400k for a gov’t entity that operates at a net profit (i.e. doesn’t take tax payer monies). He came in with a specific strategy to grow a specific line of business that has increased 126% since those efforts, with revenue benefits…

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

“everyone at La Graviere was looking for him in between sets”

Let’s put a few things in context, shall we? First, the “This is new ground for us,” he said in June. “We’ve been here 11 years—it has not happened previously.” Well that was in a press conference in response to a questions about the fact that he JUST KICKED 3 PLAYERS OFF THE TEAM for sexual assault. That was done…

What should they “accept blame” for exactly? And what does punching someone in the face at a bar, and not being found guilty of said crime due to conflicting witness reports, have to do with sexual assault? You’re getting an awful lot of mileage out of “allegedly” here.

100% on the refs side here. Keep throwing out the superstars who act above the rules. I would even suggest escalating things! Start calling travelling every time one of them fucking travels. No more 5 steps to the rim to dunk, I want it all gone. Can we get Joey Crawford back? He was fun!

Rafer Ballston

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Bells, ranked:

Irsay kept the eightball, though.

Every pack of cards from 1988 to 1996 had Pete Incavagilia.

Can you let us know which Bear game you attend? I’d like my Chicago friends to avoid your route until you are safely home or in a drunken one-car collision.