Even among Italian cars the Fulvia is uncommonly pretty. It’s almost like a designer version of the 2002.

I added a train horn to my car, though the whole setup admittedly wound up being fairly useful for several reasons.

Yeah, I do think it depends on the bar. And you’re right that you can’t expect people to change their behavior. But I also think that parents need to realize that people who don’t have kids don’t want to see kids in a bar. It is literally the one place that I should be able to go without encountering children. Now,…

Way to turn a pretty tongue in cheek thread about dipshits into a pity party for your stomach.

Seriously, though: it’s not reasonable that you - upset acid tummy esophagus man - would do that in a crowded bar. If your acid temple causes you so much trouble, figure that shit out *before* you’re at the front of an…

You stated “half a second”. Sorry, if they are out of my first or second choices, the bartender may need to run down the choices.

Circa 1995, we had an Isuzu Trooper II with 2.3 4 with the self-destruct head. I had just gotten back in touch with the parental units (long story) so visiting them for Christmas was imperative. Note that this meant driving from San Diego to Oklahoma, as we were also broke.

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Have you ever wondered why you don’t see Ferraris for $5000? It’s because the depreciation isn’t a static rate, but a curve. At some point, the rate flattens and sometimes the asset appreciates. By the time you finish saving for the Maserati, it would’ve long since reached the bottom of its curve and the likelihood of…

I see you’re lost.

Are you literally suggesting that he kill his children?

A project manager with 0 kids would have considerably more time to learn a Maserati service manual.

Sounds like the guys weight is toboggan the engine of the 205 down

Guilty as charged, except instead of a sled we had the hood from an old car.

Icy what you did there!

You’ve passed this portion of the reading comprehension test.

That guy was so scared he sounded French.

We may come from around the world, but we are also very much alike.

Jesus. That is a stupidly ingenious idea. But yeah, don’t tow people at a high rate of speed.

Ha! I towed you so.