How I imagine what that meetup looks like

The old guy obviously did it, right? I can’t be the only one who immediately came to this conclusion...

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

I was hoping this would make it to Rod Allen’s level.

I am not entirely unconvinced of the notion that there’s mescaline in New Orleans’ drinking water.

um, ping-pong is a trademarked term. Table Penis is the preferred name.

Will be fun to see how this defense plays against the Panthers who actually have a running game.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team Coach

Not good news for the staff of Electoral College Gameday.

Or Jackie Robinson. Or Jesse Owens.

“There was a time when sports coverage and political coverage rarely intersected.”

Very true. Everyone just rolled through Cassius Clay/Mohammad Ali’s career with no questions or concerns.

With the second pick of the 2016 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns pick....

If Houston wanted a catchier mascot they should have named him VD.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

Is Cris Carter alleging that Chandler Jones rode in a car with Wayne Brady?

You know that metaphor about people sweeping really shitty things under a rug? This is sort of like that.

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.