List invalid.

Since you felt the need to call me out, I would definitely watch a wooden boy plug away at a frightened but cooperative garden gnome.

If Cam Newton grabs that bat after winning the game and flips it, does the internet even exist today or does it just explode?

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

Wrong. It gets funnier every week. I want it to be thesort of thing that confused football historians in 100 years.

That’s good Kinja

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

Jesus is the only one who can perform miracles, like having a perfect 15-1 season.

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

You have entered POWER DRIVE!

If you’d bother to look you would find that Russ is 2nd the league in assists per game with just under 10.

Now they know how the Carolina Panthers feel.

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuuuuuuuuuuuukkk!!!

This wasn’t the first time...

So, that picture is literally Teddy Bridgewater blowing.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Stick around for Towns’ reaction, it’s the best.

I know comparing players across eras is kind of a hot take...but fucking PRIME Kevin Garnett would have absolutely eaten Blake Griffen alive.