Wouldn’t that require some sort of Missouri Compromise?

“Also I live in Kansas City now so I could easily just root for the Chiefs, but I enjoy being let down and fucked over.”

Prince was one of my favorite players in baseball. And I'm a Cardinals fan. I used to hate those Brewers teams, I still can't stand Ryan Braun, but I respected the shit out of Fielder. He was a fearsome slugger and a better defensive 1B than most people give him credit. To me, what I liked the most was that he played…

It worked for my friend, and he’s a pharmacist. Do you think their testing is subpar? It’s come a long way since the days of terminador gold.

The sad part, to me at least, is how easy it is to pass a drug test. There are a BUNCH of products out there for that purpose. I’ve managed a head shop for the better part of a decade and that’s a decent chunk of our sales. It's just sad to see someone that talented lose that much money on something so easily avoided.

That’s from Whedon’s Astonishing X-Men. It's part of what's essentially a fever dream, not an actual costume. You should actually go read those, not miss them.

I would say “stay home, Missouri doesn’t want you here,” but I actually live in the state. A decent amount of people actually do want you here.

Now that you’ve said this, I can’t stop imagining Blake referring to himself in the third person.

Yeah, I know the backstory to the whole debacle but it doesn’t change the fact that Doom II had more convincing animation than that embarrassment.

Yeah, I’m sure you can still find it if you look hard enough. My advice would be against that search. It was fairly true adaptation of the prologue to the first book, just a really poor one.

Is this supposed to make me feel any better about the dry dog turd that was the Wheel of Time pilot? Because nothing will change my opinion of that.

Couldn’t we just call three 20s an “instant kill?”

Is it just me, or does the sunglasses trench coat combo make him look like a really shitty Christoph Waltz impersonator?

Seriously. Who didn't want to see post-apocalyptic animated Dee?

If he appeals a NFL executive should show up with a bat.

Brief list of people/things ODB feels threatened by:

Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected, “No.”

Nicely done. I golf clap for you.

As a Chiefs fan I feel like this list should include Husain Abdullah.

Gotta ask, why gut punch over nut punch?