“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Short answer: No.

Your loss, there was a lot of excellent writing on there. You seem to consider your avoiding said good writing as some kind of accomplishment, which seems odd to me.

He hired away some of his old hires, giving ESPN a pretext to close the whole thing? It’s a very flimsy criticism, imo, but there are tons of vehement Simmons haters out there grasping for straws. Instead of looking at this and coming to the logical conclusion, that ESPN is a terrible company, they try to spin at as…

Rembert’s report from Ferguson is one of the greatest columns ESPN has ever run and frankly, ever will run. This is, plainly, awful.

It’s almost like people can separate Simmons The Personality with the website he created and the other people on it.

This sucks, so, so much.

For when the One Sports Network comes

The Royals are like Touchdown Tom in that you should never count them out

I would LOVE to see a position player forced in at QB during an NFL game. I get so excited just thinking about it!

I am the only one who spent this whole video wishing one of his teammates would reach up and rip out both of Hardy’s earrings simultaneously?

The Cowboys have reached a new low; I mean, really? You sign a guy like this...There’s a reason he’s a free agent to begin with. And then you start him. Unbelievable. Matt Cassel might just end up being Jerry Jone’s biggest regret.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

“... going out of your way...”

Remember fun police. There used to be an unwritten rule centered around this guy.