If you are declining the Covid vaccine because you think it will make you sterile, you shouldn’t be reproducing.

I have not read Dune!

Dear god, I thought they stopped doing that, like, ten years ago.  She just can’t act. 

iirc, people in DC also found a way to make Spencer feel unwelcome....

Aunty Ruckus got moves.

Man, I hope they both cut each other to pieces.

I’m imagining it’s a typo of “cancer” but “cancre” in French also means a dunce. By which I mean: touche for the pun!

I remember when he and his band were interviewed on MTV’s 120 Minutes in the mid-90s. He was all (I’m paraphrasing) “We’re so disturbed. We’re so edgy. Nine Inch Nails. We’re so dark.” I was actually into this stupid kind of shit back then, and even I was embarrassed for them.

The jokes remain the same

That species of frog was already named in honor Willie Dixon.

Quality shmality. What we need to do is reinvent the steering wheel and figure out how to put rockets on a car.

if i wanted to see an out of shape, middle aged, average looking person cavort, i’d buy a mirror

Cool, pull their tax exemptions.

And yet Elon will never notice you.

If somebody had told me that one day we'd learn that there was someone in Megadeth that would make Mustaine look like Captain America  I quite literally would have pissed my pants with laughter.

Yes, one bad tweet from 6 years ago definitely means that the guy who gave us multiple profoundly nuanced and sympathetic portraits of various Black communities and the systemic racism responsible for the problems they face, based on his own experience working within those communities, needs lessons from recognitions…

Look how great this worked without damned slideshow.

Seriously, no more of that crap.

Just think about all those family dinners where your one sketchy uncle shows up, and he offers to take you out to the old quarry so you can set off firecrackers, and you’re like, that sounds like fun, but you give me weird vibes, and you remember all those times your parents made veiled references to how your uncle is…

Y’know the classes they had with the Younglings? I imagined that’d be Obi-Wan’s intro. He’s teaching the class, and he gives the speech from the original trilogy about the Force (surrounds us, binds us, etc). Then he covers the eyes of one student and busts out the training droid with the lightsaber (“Your eyes can…