You are speaking to Millennials - the most self-righteous generation since the original Puritans. There is no pleasing them. If they actually attain old age they will be the most insufferable seniors yet.

Maybe she’d be better off just rolling around in something like this:

The Killing was remade as QuentinTarantino’s career.  

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

This has got to be absolutely eating him up inside.
Really gnawing at him, y’know?
It just... bites.

It’s a shame when people who used to be someone don't realize it.

LMFAO

And it can be Calm Cage in narration, but Wild Cage on screen (“I may have overreacted somewhat.” says Calm Cage as Wild Cage literally chews the scenery).

My female friends hate it when they walk by a construction site and the workers there yell things like, “Hey, did you know that Adams passed the sedition Act of 1798 that prohibited the publication of false, scandalous, and malicious writing about the President and Congress, but deliberately omitted the Vice…

I had the exact same thought!

Starr took a McMansion, and painted some walls pink. The building itself is not noteworthy, it’s just another stale suburban sprawler. Fuck, Jeffree, at least commit to the aesthetic.

We did something closer to this in Australia. Even our conservatives were ultimately on board. Though not perfect in our responses, everyone was ultimately dragged in the correct direction enough to both eliminate the virus from the community and financially support a lot of people during the worst of the crisis to…

Has incited, is inciting, will incite.

That’s funny cause apparently means “dumbass racist redneck” in English.

“Domo Arigato, Mr. Where’s Your Fucking Nurse With Your Medicine?”

He’s from Ohio so I can only assume that he, and everyone he originally told, thought it was the most badass stage name ever.

I was unaware of the Tom Jones song and thought the Red Army Choir was covering Flipper:

Thank you, Anne, for shining a light on Lewis Hamilton. I’ve tried off and on for years with polite nudges to get The Root to follow and report on him for his profession as a Formula 1 driver.

Complicit? It was a planned assassination.

The last time I sent Biden $15, I received this gif.