Clearly the truth is she will be at the Super Bowl. After the Chiefs win she will come out to the field and give Kelce a huge kiss. Then unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole on live television as she transforms into Taylor Swerpent the 300 foot long Snake God-Queen. After she feasts on the crowd she will turn the…

“and I was on the ground!”

The Night Nurse starring Carey Dubek is supposed to be very good.

Bentley needs to be more like Koenigsegg and build a car that’s so slow it only needs a one-speed transmission. Very irresponsible.

And just like that, we’re already talking about something other than Elon Musk.

That’s a weird reaction to have to a pretty anodyne statement

That’s what drives me crazy about those nerds you describe. They won! They get to see tons of the big-budget comic book films they’ve always wanted, all the time, forever and ever. That’s not good enough for them, though. It’s not enough that the film industry is giving them everything they want, they also need to be…

This is genuinely one of the most rancid, thoughtless articles in the history of the AV Club. It is antithetical to what this website used to be. G/O Media should do us a favor and shut the whole fucking thing down.

B/c different groups are financing these very different projects.
Are you bored? Did you already finish your coloring book?

There is a serious lacking of Trailer Park Boys references in this comment section

Yea its a real shame honestly. I liked his forward thinking and his pushing forward against the status quo with the tech. But I didn’t like his encompassing statements and wholehearted acceptance of the genius tag being thrown about. (Because Elon of now is the result.)

It’s time we make cops write checks from their personal accounts.

Yeah, that guy was walking probable cause, to borrow a line from Archer.

There’s an XKCD for everything.

Andrew Tate a life changing positive force

In Putin’s defense, do you expect him to push people out of the windows of a little boat?

IT’S-A-MEE! KYLO!

On the plus side, if the food runs out the colonists will have something  to tide them over until a lifeboat can be sent over.

TBF, who doesn’t? “¯\_(ツ)_/¯“