I doubt there’s legal grounds to lock this fucker up for life, but, that said ...

Well, well, well. And here’s The Daily Show without a permanent host.

Wait, are you thinking of Mandy Patinkin? Is Mandy in this? I’ve heard he does a great Kissinger. 

The drama has Al Pacino, Shia LaBeouf, Courtney Love, and John Travolta attached

Exactly. They want us to say that Spiderman Far From Home is as good as the Sistine Chapel when it’s not.

Hear fucking hear!

Quick, someone get Jordan Peterson’s opinion on this, cause it’s going to be hysterical. I’d ask for Andrew Prostate’s, but I’m not sure he can read.

Bra-VO!

Say “Hello!” to third tier speaking gig purgatory on the CPAC circuit, you shitheal. 

But nary a fortnight after?

Exactly. Hell, show me someone who’s one stripe or another on the pride flag and I’ll show you someone who’s done a ton of therapy. And that goes double for every tans person I’ve met.

(as an aside, I edited the crash sequence in Flight)

Face it, TDS screwed up when they hired Noah instead of Sam Bee.

Dollar Store Steven Tyler.

Are people still trying to pretend Amber Heard can act? That’s unfortunate.

And the cherry on top, Maher lacks the courage of his convictions. Get out and stay out, hack.

Wait, are you trying to tell me someone was writing those Shecky Greene Borscht Belt grade jokes for him? Chris, I thought he was just making them up on the spot.

No one loves Elon more than Elon.

Well, yes. In short, MCU/Snyderverse fans won’t be satisfied until everyone else views their movies the way they do.

This. Exactly this. I have been saying this for years now: Any judgement against an officer comes out of the police pension, retirement fund and police union.