Bulletproof, but not drone proof, motherfucker. 

You think this started in the 2,000s? Go tell that to Annette Funicello, for a start. Shit they even made a joke about it in Stand By Me.

how dare these old out-of-touch motherfuckers dare give their opinion about modern cinema?

So, what you’re saying is, a bunch of Asia frat boys got together one day and said, “Hey, let’s erode the significance of what Black people have fought for because racist institutions and structures gave them no choice.” Really?

Jesus fucking Christ! I had to go look that up, and it was really his DJ name? Fuuuuuck him, 30 - life isn’t long enough.

Everything up to and including Rocks is worth your time. Everything else blows.

Oh bravo sir, bra-vo!

Yah, take that cheap plastic voltmeter and shove it up L. Ron’s ass. 

Oh, so you’re one of those sheeple that believes in the moon, huh?

I am tired of talking about how beautiful I am. Don’t look at me-look a me. LOOK AT ME!!

This is what too much steroid use, too many kicks to the head and low IQ gets you: Andrew Prostate.

“Why, Richmond is a hotbed of diversity! We got people from all over. I seen people from Denmark and Holland, and we even had one a them French fellas at work. And I even lived down the street from an Eye-talian once!”

Jesus that guy’s dumb. 

Cause he’s a fucking pussy. He’s so weak, he can’t even be in a debate with a bunch of non-combative pushovers, so he has to go hang with his favorite ball washer Tucker. He’s worthless. 

And HArry Potter (that griffen thing) and 300 (the guys with the one-eyed bags over their heads). 

Derivative unoriginal bullshit.

Well, we can start with Elon’s fat white ass. So that’s one.

“Besides, mommy needs a new Porsche.”

And look and well that’s working.

Do they even have editors at “Gawker” any longer?