Le rasoir national vous attend, Mme Owen ! Le rasoir national vous attend !!

That’ll be the next one’s job. Or influencer/model/singer.

Well yeah. She’s got all these jigsaw puzzles to do, sitting in front of an enormous fireplace.

And whitey is still on the moon.

No, that doesn’t give you “immunity or qualified immunity” it compounds your guilt, you stupid, stupid man.

Is that a trick question?

Ah, if only Robert Altman were still alive. The movie version of this would be hysterical. Gil Scott Heron could do the soundtrack. 

Not just yes, but fuck yes!

“That’s nice Ann, but, see sweetie: You’re a woman. And that means you’re a second class citizen in the conservative world. So, if we want to hear your opinion, we’ll come into the kitchen and ask for it. Okay sweetie? Okay.”

seems a little left field for Bettany

Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege. 

You need to read this book called Snow Crash.

• He is fucked.

No, the most beautiful words in the English language are, “Trump sentenced to life in prison without parole”.

A Weird Kid Smells Her His Way to Existential Enlightenment in ‘The Five Devils’ “Tommy”

That was my question: Where’s the stage mom in all of this.

Welcome to the fucking club.

Yeah, and when they’re at their swanky Hollywood parties, other male guests will point and whisper. 

Man, it must suck to be Adam Brody and Hayden Christensen right about now.

Wait, James Cameron? THE James Cameron? Wow, is there anything that James Cameron won’t do? I tell ya, that James Cameron, always sticking up for the little guy. James Cameron, bastion of freedom! James Cameron! James Cameron!James Cameron!!!