Senator Arlen FUCKING Spector?!

Aaand? Does he have experience in politics? Has he worked with any NGOs? Does he have any advanced degrees in stuff like international relations?

Hey fellas, she’s sing-gal!!

Full? Hardly. Receding and thinning works better.

Oh my god yes - makes perfect sense. Tons of chemistry, it’s like money in the bank - MAKE IT!

Ellie Goulding’s half-decade break down to Sheeran/Horan rumors

And with that, U2 passed into artistic irrelevance.

Milli Vanilli.

When will we finally leave Britney Spears alone?

All class, all da time, this guy.

Honestly, I nearly went with Burkina-Faso, but decided on Togoland at the last minute.

Holland?! Shit, I had my money on Togoland in the office pool!

Two words: Gweneth, Paltrow.

Hey, AMPAS, you wanna review misdeeds? Have another look at that Best Picture you gave to Braveheart. 

So they decided to go with this one and not “Really John, you make better music when you do more heroin”? 

When dealing with the modern American right, it is best to keep this word in mind:

Genuine? What the fuck does genuine mean? 

God, I fucking hope they don’t.

I don’t think it’s physically possible for Julianne Moore to “look prettier”.

That’ll work.