Perhaps they could just have Ben punch her in the gut remorselessly for twenty minutes. That would fill an episode and the writers wouldn't have to come up with a subplot to somehow work in Andy, the Lovable Cretin.

Yes, the castration of Ron Swanson was one of the great mistakes of this deteriorating show.

They do if you're a lonely female blogger with no date.

Now that would be a brave development indeed.

Carrie vs Leslie. A whore vs. a twerp. I'd pay-per-view to see that fight.

How much longer it lasts and when it should have been canned are often two different things in TVland.

"She had always known the world as something she could conquer through inspiration, cooperation, and waffles."

That bobblehead on a bamboo cane? You jest.

That film is capable of dividing critics into two schools: those who think it's a work of genius and those who think it's a callow mess.

That's the difference between you and me, Watson. You're a cretin and I am not.

But I didn't mention the gal the two pals fight over:

Of course, we'd need the right villain for them both to team up against in the last third of the film.

What a great film that was. What a piece of trash this is going to be.

How was it 'super racist'?

Ritchie Cunningham's older brother. I think Marion killed him with a hammer and the rest of the family covered it up for her.

Despite the Parks & Rec machine treating his character very badly, his loss was one of the first steps downwards of this show.

All right then. My point is that these roles, as Johnny Depp templates, are all the same:

Yes, but the husband died of precisely the same thing three months later. They can't both have died of bad cocaine.

That's doable. So long as we agree there's only one man who can elad our movie. And that man is Sam Worthington.

I'm sorry but it is self-evident to all except the meanest intelligence.