Well that's my point knocked down like a house of cards. Well done, AJ Ayer.

Who was it who murdered her, I wonder? I think the mother.

Really?

Dude, don't be angry. Try and see that all the characters I mention are the same in that they wear a tonne of prosthetics and make-up. That is a truth. He's hiding behind the make-up and what comes through is collection of tics and mannerisms and wildly eccentric performances. T^here's no human nuance or subtlety in…

Oh not at all, the anti-McKellen backlash has begun.

And yet, to him, you are less significant than a gnat.

LEAVE BRITTANY MURPHY ALONE!

Well you must consider, just for a start, that every single one of those characters requires at least four hours in make-up before they go on set. Can you remember a film with Pitt or Clooney in which they were caked with so much costumey make-up?

I wonder what attracted her to the billionaire Johnny Depp?

Yup. I have thought that a long time.

Thirty years ago

Cage has to do all these rotten movies. The IRS took all his money. He had to sell his islands.

Michael Keaton. Forgotten treasure.

But it is the same weirdo every time:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Hey! Get in line. My movie about a deep sea submarine where stuff happens goes first. Maybe the captain goes mad or fish people.

Gassed by volcanoes for me.

It's always human flesh isn't it? Yawn.

Vicenta N’Dongo. I bet that wasn't her real name. I bet she changed it from Vinny Dong.

Who?