Is that a gay thing? Good for you.

What?

Oh, I know precisely to whom I'm talking. Someone without enough knowledge either of history or politics to be able to write without irony:

April plotting Andy's death would be a sensational turnaround arc for Parks & Rec. If only.

"One has a main character raising triplets, one doesn't."

I don't think he was a Nazi, surely? I mean, at least not as pronounced as Celine or Pound.

"coddled the American mafia,"

But you agree it's 'tired'?

Yes, that moronically tiny detail obviates the entire comparison. Thank you, Sandra Day O'Connor.

If you think an Italian bistro would be cool even in Burnt Scrotum, NM then you need to travel more.

You mean the genius behind Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, Movie 43 and Thor: The Dark World?

Well, yes. Except, in your list, Ted's only crime was having a bitch of a wife.

Ah. So you're blaming the child here. Nice.

I love them. The femibrarians are the best thing in the show.

In what world would Tom Haverford think 'an Italian bistro' was cool anyway?

Prfftttt. Late Eastwood, maybe. Oscar-nominated Eastwood.

What?

As the market grosses for Space Cowboys (2000) showed, everybody.

Yeah. What a romance for the ages. Daria pairbonding with Jughead.

Thanks but I'm married. Sorry. Hope you find someone.