He must have compromising pictures of the Wilpons with farm animals

Adrian Beltre is the best 

Richie Incognito needs serious help for his “acting like a total fucking asshole all the fucking time” problem.

OCTOBER 6, WHEN THE DICK MEETS THE ASSHOLE!!!!! AND IT’S NOT A PORNO!!!!

I believe this is your finest work.  Bravo.  

Petty.......bitches....

Can we find a way to round all these bros up and put them in those special camps?  There are exceptions to be made.

Prepaid Papa Johns. What, they wanted to protesters to run ho me with the shits?

If you have ever had a severe concussion, you know Michael Kay should shut his pie hole

King sounds like a big bitch

Drunk Driving 500 anyone?

Well, TO was a big bitch, and he is dealing with a group of big old bitches now.  

Just people murdered by cops, not Ray Lewis and friends. My bad.

Jacinth Baker, Richard Lollar...

Remember that sick play when he jumped in the car and avoided being arrested at the murder scene?!?!?!?! Crazy bro.  

Shitty Ingredients.  Shitty Pizza.  Papa John’s....gave me the runs

As great a player as he was is how weak he is as a person.  

The look of a woman who isn’t smacked around, at least not in a while

Time for Urban Meyer to pour himself a tall glass of his favorite beverage, kick back on the back porch, and go fuck himself with a sawz-all.

And the racist asshole still has a job...