By the looks of him, meddling means inserting multiple digits.

Wahhhhhhhhh.  

My life’s work is to give you diarrhea so bad you may want to get your affairs in order before eating.  This guy is really full of himself and his shitty pizza.  

Collaborators never get what they truly deserve

I could totally do that if I wasn’t old and fat and uncoordinated.  

I can only hope that Zach Smith perforates his colon when he goes and fucks himself.   

She left change in the casket for me.  You’re still here?

I got the old “you should be in far more pain that this”.  Oh great.  

Did you cheer Michael Irvin’s broken neck in 1998?

Remind me not to get on your shit list.  Another great article.  

Let them eat cake...and pie...and cookies...and cannolies....

Well your mom is the best deal in town.  $1.75 and she always makes change, because she is a really efficient whore.  

How long until this dipshit is bankrupt? Over/under is two years, five months.  

I hope it burns when you pee

How much will the CGI cost to show Goodell with his head rammed up his ass?

Your mother is a retarded whore.  

If you want my cum back, go scrape it off your mom’s teeth. If he invested that much time in memorizing the entire game, he was not getting laid. He maybe had time for internet porn and mommy’s chore list. That’s it. If you can’t see that it is a colossal investment of time to memorize the entirety of GTA5, then I…

Although Bubbles applied her clown make up for the hearing to bring joy and smiles to the children....Where does USA Gymnastics come up with these creepy fucks?

LMFAO!!!!!

“I” is retard.