Oh man I wish they called in the National Guard for a turkey shoot. Fuck Philly.

She has to feel lucky on some level that she doesn’t have to bang that slob any more

I’m surprised his eyes didn’t light up while he began to spit coins. Dmn.

Biggest city of douchebags in the world. Fuck that shit hole, and fuck the even shittier people.

These people have been fucking us for far too long. I hope he catches a bullet from an angry fan.

Never knew sex with farm animals and vodka were performance enhancing drugs. Fuck Russia.

Booyakasha!!!!

I’m a pussy. Not watching it. No fucking way.

Didn’t they sign known purveyor of STDs to women and dog murdering piece of shit Michael Vick? Put that in your sanctimonious pipe and smoke it.

South Carolina? No!!!! The first state to commit treason to protect the rights of slave holders still acts like a bunch of dick holes? I’m shocked!

I just took a dump and it smells and awful lot like whats seeping out of the television

Superbowl casserole sounds like a recipe for a sick day spent on the toilet.

lmfao

Every time a fat person falls, a bell goes off on a fryer at McDonalds.

Coaches showering with the kids...

Ah, another generation of dipshits in the works. I already hate that kid.

Stronger swing: Tiger or Elin?

So how about that new Braves mascot. Dear god.

The Knicks HAVE TO KEEP HIM!!!!!!! Kanter is comedy gold.

I have never met a man named Lou Anna. He looks pretty tough, but I could take him.