This is perfect.  I hope this post gets nothing but love.

I’d love to know what was happening in his head, aside from mush-brained conspiracy blatherings. All I can come up with is that he enjoyed the old Speed Racer cartoons and thought he was driving the Mammoth Car?

Not to mention.... the Intrepid’s been there, in one spot, for literally decades.

There’s a secret tunnel in the basement of the aircraft carrier that leads to a pedophile chamber!

It blows my mind that there are people on this planet that take anonymous shit posts from 4chan seriously.

Cocaine, as the kids say, is a hell of a drug.

“Hillary Clinton and her assistant, Joe Biden and Tony Podesta need to be taken out in the name of Babylon! I can’t be set free without them gone. Wake me up!!!!!”

It’s like planning for The Rapture. If you set a date that comes and goes, you just look silly. If you leave it as the ambiguous/ominous “any day now,” you can stretch that shit out almost indefinitely. Just ask the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Having a car full of knives does make you a true edgelord. 

Conspiracy theories work better when you avoid specific details, particularly timelines.

Well to be honest, that does require the display of white skin to do that.

Meanwhile in Michigan one can wander around their capitol building with a high-capacity semiautomatic rifle on full display no problem.

Have the Q folks ever mentioned a date for this ‘Storm’? I feel like they’ve been talking about it for awhile, so just curious when this might be happening. 

BREAKING NEWS:  QAnon Conspiracy Believers are Actually Fucking Coo Coo Bananas!  I know this may come as a surprise to some of you, but it seems to be the truth.  Believers in this wild-as-fuck-nonsense seem to lack the ability to find the line between “reality” and “literally anything else” and are therefore acting…

I mean, was it better when the nutters just typed out their musings in a remote Montana cabin and mailed their explosives to people, or is it better they are on insta-snap-face-space? Maybe digital is better than a selectric and priority mail. 

Who hacked WHO? Who doxxed you?

Note the futuristic haircut!

A mullet AND a flat top at the very same time. Jean Claude van Damme and Ivan Drago rolled into one.

Oh man. Now i'll be laughing for the rest of the night. This picture and ad gets me everytime.

Vincze! You forgot one!