“He doesn’t listen, and he doesn’t pay!” Noooobody half decent will work with him.

When he was hiring a defense team for the Mueller investigation, every competent law firm with experience with experience in that sort of thin refused to represent him. Reasons cited: Can’t shut his damn mouth and, mainly, fear of getting stiffed for tens of millions in billings.

Just a reminder, normal lawyers will not work with Trump. All the professionals that big businesses hire will not touch that man with a 100 foot pole because they know he’s an idiot and gets into too much trouble. His lawyers are basically the worst you can find, and this just proves the point.

The same reason he doesn’t insult Putin and Betsy DeVos, because he’s a fucking bully and a coward who only picks on people who can’t hurt him.

It’s the same reason Tammy Duckworth called him “Cadet Bone Spurs” and he didn’t issue a peep about it: he is terrified of what some women can do to him, and he dare not open his idiot mouth against a woman who can show everyone how small he really is. Figuratively in Senator Duckworth’s case, and literally in…

Now all he has is thinking about his daughter while Kellyanne tugs him off raw.

Why hasn’t Dump tweeted insults to Stormy? Why hasnt she been the ire of his tiny orange fingers?? Why is she spared when women of color, Rosie, Megan and Hillary are roundly insulted monthly, weekly, daily? Why? I am not on twitter so can someone post that question??

For me it’s the Butthead lip.

Under the command of 5-Star Covfefe Cheetolini

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

I remember back in middle school when I got Metal Gear Solid 2 being very confused by the whole Corp -> “core” spelling/pronunciation thing. Nice to see our president is on par with 13 year old me.

Agreed, poor choice of words. Also, very poor choice in a mate. Imagine having FIVE KIDS with that garbage person.

whatever it is, it’s genetic...

While I don’t agree with the use of that word, I heartily agree with the sentiment!

Probably he’s continuing a long family tradition of trading in one wife for a cheaper, younger East European model.

She isn’t dumb. Get out while there are still assets.

I mean... I drew a Voltron style combined robot made out of those “elephants” once... It was pretty great

Ooooh. Start with this elephant!

100/100 - seems balanced

THIS is where our “President” gets most of his news.