And now, having exchanged blows with their pans, these two men have a greater appreciation for the other’s feelings. What a manly display!

of course she was tarred by his brush. You don’t have a husband commit suicide in the circumstances he did and then have everyone just be OK with voting for you.

 Belcher originally replaced her husband after he died in a car accident. Then Johnson runs to win her dead husband’s seat. Is it me or is this strange?

Like frying pan samurai.

Honestly, that whole family is a house of horrors.

Still a happier ending than the time Mike Huckabee’s son killed a dog.

I mean, okay, if it was a one-time mistake (read: huge, huge mistake), and you paid your debt and learned not to fuck minors anymore, fine. But maybe you keep your head down in the future? Maybe don’t become the poster boy for a high-profile service that is both named after a sexual predator and also ostensibly about…

And what’s “fascinating” here is how Baltimore (like Chicago) has been held up as a model of Black incompetence. “Look how they kill each other! Look how they continue to live in squalor and can’t escape poverty!” Will more exposures like these reverse the narrative? If not, what will?

“...it’s easier to believe they’re part of a conspiracy to smear the president than to believe that, after losing friends in a preventable massacre that they managed to survive, they’d work to change the things that subjected them to that terror.” 

Two thoughts why it’s not surprising to me that they would believe a…

They should have just used the classic Trump excuse of, “that happened years ago, when he was a younger man”.

But he will always fall short because he isn’t Ivanka, and his dad doesn’t want to fuck him.

He’s a walking scrotum. I hope someone bashes his face in to the point it can’t be repaired by even Dolly Parton’s plastic surgeon.

Nope. Retardation implies “delayed” or “slowed.” He’s not slow, he’s malformed.

DJT is like a dumber version of his father which, of course, no one knew was possible.

That’s almost exactly what he said.

DTJ is the spitting image of his father where he thinks everything he says and does is completely brilliant and hilarious, but he couldn’t be more fucking rock stupid if he was cloned out of a piece of shale.

I don’t say this lightly, and I mean no disrespect to people who are intellectually limited...

I personally can’t imagine having such disdain for the victims and survivors of gun violence that it’s easier to believe they’re part of a conspiracy to smear the president than to believe that, after losing friends in a preventable massacre that they managed to survive, they’d work to change the things that…

Don Jr. knows the only way he can get his father’s love is by being an unrepentant cunt. He’s not half bad at it.