Meh. I propose a mechanical keyboard where each keystroke sets off a shotgun/stick of dynamite/16-inch artillery cannon/strategic thermonuclear warhead (depending on your personal level of noise hardcore-ness.)

IKR?

In my country, self defense doesn’t work if you yourself provoke the confrontation. And I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more brazen case of provocation than this, parking a truck right in the middle of the street while brandishing guns. This was a south american Death Squad type confrontation, no two ways about it. The…

Honestly I’ve pretty much pegged Musk for a denyer, so I’d expect him to be out there frothing at the mouth trying to get his factories up and running again like the psychopath madman he is. :P

Oh wow. Yeah, ya gotta love those small gov’t stay out of peoples’ lives Repugnicons! lol

It would have been SOO easy to blindside him while he was wearing that stupid, fucking thing. Those eye holes look smaller than ping-pong balls, and set at nose distance from the eyes they should have offered around five degrees field of vision... :P It’s a miracle that chucklefuck could navigate at all.

This reminds me why I don’t like these analysis breakdowns, because when you put any TV show or movie on pause repeatedly and pick it apart piece by piece, you will always ALWAYS find things to bitch about.

I don’t know if Apple’s “lidar” really qualifies for this moniker, as it’s a solid-state semiconductor device (likely a vcsel dot projector, similar to what is used in the faceid front camera system) and not a scanning beam as traditional.

I don’t know this guy, but if he’s one of those opening-back-upperer people then yeah. He should have to shake hands with every motherfucker coming in to shop in the store. ;)

If I ever was to become a worldwide celebrity - at least in certain circles - (which is like, HAH, fat chance), I hope I never become so self-absorbed that I announce my separation from my own (and so far nonexistent) spouse on fucking Patreon, of all places. But really, any media, “social” or otherwise would be…

I misread the headline, I thought it stated, “The 2020 Toyota Prius Actually Looks A Lot Better Without This Fake Ferrari Bodykit”, and thought, “Duh! No shit, Sherlock!” to myself.

Bill Gates was not ONLY lucky. Certainly luck was to some extent part of how he created his company, but even if events had played out differently he would still have been hugely successful for sure. That guy’s one smart SOB.

When I first saw the headline of this “name” (on another site), I assumed it was a fucking joke. A riff on the Tesla line-up of vehicles, and a bad one at that, but it’s real?! Holy smokes...

You’re not a critical thinker, man. If you were, you wouldn’t be trivializing the death of a child the way you’re doing. We both know this.

There’s apparently no end to your terrible analogies. Note how I did not make any sort of justification for anyone’s actions, I merely cleared up your misinterpretation of events.

So tell me how he protected and served by slaying a 12-year-old girl.

Honestly, his dead psychopatic shark eyes give me strong “I will eat your liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti” vibes.

Moonface, huh? Well, that’s rich coming from Presiderp Hamface!

Chris Christie and everyone like him should first have to tell the Kock brothers, Sheldon Adelsohn, the Waltons, Hiltons and Rupert Murdoch that they all need to throw themselves off the roof so to speak purely for the sake of the almighty buck, before Johnny Appleseed is allowed to go back to work again.

Gosh! Wow, Microprose. That’s a company I haven’t thought actively about in absolutely ages. Even when they were around I wasn’t particularly interested in them, and when they disappeared they quickly faded from my consciousness.