GOP pre Donnie Dumpo:

Each time I see his dumb fucking mug I wish I had one of those mallets from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the ones that shoot out a boxing glove at roughly half the speed of sound or so.

It’s almost as if organized religion is the biggest bunch of hokey bullshit ever.

I can’t take credit. I just paraphrased the guy. :)

Repuggers have no ethics, and no morals in them, at all. All they’ve got instead is highly concentrated hypocrisy and con artistry.

Maybe do the voodoo doll thing and stick that fleshlight full of needles...? lol

That’s the perfect jiff in this situation.

Technically, speed always beats brute strength, because inertia (IE, force of impact, in these situations) increases exponentially, by the cube of velocity, so it quickly outgrows a guy swinging his fists. At orbital velocity, a flake of paint could penetrate tank armor, and probably then some. :)

Like Joe Straczynski once said in response to a fan question:

Is this a Rob Liefeld drawing? Because the dude has a row of pouches around BOTH of his arm...things, whatever that is, and no feet either!

Yeah. If Batman could meet up with friggin’ Judge Dredd, why not Black Panther? That combo would be way more awesome and fitting, honestly.

I didn’t notice anything at first, then did a double-take, then laughed. :)

Someone in top GOP leadership needs to call up Sheldon Adelsohn’s phone right now and ask him what he thinks of the repuggers’ increasingly harder push in this direction. Oh, and the Koch brothers, the Waltons, and old man Murdoch too by the way.

...Like Bail Organa? lol

Time to pull out the good ole “If Obama Did This” again.

The fuckery never stops with the Repugnicons. Never! Stops! It’s the eternal con which goes on forever, every day, every night, always.

In some countries, employees actually have job security, and can’t be laid off for just any reason, such as the head honch being a narcissistic piece of crap who disliked you criticizing him and/or the company.

They’re doing it for the grift. Uncle Sam is offering free money for someone to hold the title, no matter if they actually work the job or not. So Dumpy’s going to make sure some sycophant fills that role, because his thirsty ego can absorb an infinite amount of undeserved praise.

Just like Ann Coulter, she’s actually a Huldra, so normal human physique may not apply. Where traditionally their dwellings were found in the deep forests of the old world, they’ve now found new lairs for themselves near the top of human civilization across the atlantic ocean. And they seem to be spreading too.