Kim Dickens has secured the Oxy, bludgeoned Zombie Obama to death, and gotten some key life lessons from the Fat Kid Who Reads the Internet. She's good to go.

I, for one, would not want to be one of three global survivors of the nuclear apocalypse without my Le Creuset dutch oven.

The group of drag queens and petty criminals that Fet was playing cards with in lockup definitely need their own dedicated episode.

It cracked me up that Elizabeth Banks just drove up, finished her cigarette, and strolled right up to pretend to be a counselor, without putting in a fake job application or talking to anyone in charge or anything.

I can't imagine how Setrakian tested out his early … hypotheses?… about the vampire-worm-juice-elixer-eyedrops in the first place. Maybe some hapless human subjects back in Vienna?

We know this is shot in Toronto because the entire second-string cast of Orphan Black has appeared on it. Also, the vampire ninjas riding the bottom of the elevator actually made me snort popcorn up into my nose.

The boss-lady of Staten Island would have this whole thing wrapped up by Ep4. Then the rest of the season would just be Fet and Dutch's adventures in prepping.

Yes, that makes more sense. I think I missed a lot of that episode watching it on a laptop.

Who ate all the other people in the basement dungeon? There were enough finger bones down there - on the floor and used in all the little sculptures - for someone to have feasted on an entire town.

What would be really unsettling would be if this was the prequel to "The Rover."

Ask such a person how many times he fondled his own sister's bare genitalia growing up, and with a 10-year age difference at that. See how quickly he admits to that "natural" behavior.

Aren't the two married sisters among the victims? What do his bros-in-law have to say about all this? Not a peep from any of them.

Those are Jim-Bob's marching orders, so it doesn't seem she has much of a choice.

The Touching Little Children channel.

Which is the one where the dad from Family Ties is the serial rapist high school principal?

I definitely remember watching "My Stepson, My Lover" with a bunch of girls from another floor while absolutely annihilated one night in college—no recollection of how that came to pass. But we did all agree it's only a Lifetime movie if the title conveys the entire plot.

That was some diabolical work from Philip. "Paige has been so much more observant since she's been BAPTIZED." ***sharpen, grin…***

Yes! Especially in those shots where he was sort of staring at the ground, eyes half closed, mid-fight. Definitely going for the blind-Denzel-Jesus effect.

Darryl wouldn't ruin things with his first-ever GBF like that.

I was sure Rick was done for when they all stood around eulogizing him for 15 minutes.