It's an STDemon?

Mail robot is already in the doghouse for rolling around unsupervised with classified files last season.

The whole scene where Philip was telling her about his other son was amazing. Kind of a bombshell for most married couples, but given who they are and their histories her response was spot-on, especially after all the other drama they've had going on with the Kimmy/Paige stuff.

And Chekhov's gun is edging ever closer off the nail.

That Journey wig was astonishingly hilarious and totally took me out of the scene, until the bad-assery exploded everywhere. (Speaking of - was "bad-ass" in the parlance of African National Congress guerillas of the early 80s?)

She's just trolling us with those outfits now. I thought it couldn't get worse than last week's brown slacks and pearls.

If that guy is the only doctor, it's probably worth keeping him around.

Eugene was no doubt playing xbox alone back at the clubhouse.

It was sort of undercut by the fact that she obviously couldn't just get rid of him then and there, without him being missed immediately. But that was some serious shock and awe for such a sheltered, useless cookie-grubbing kid in this universe.

I immediately blurted out, "Darryl's having spaghetti with the gays!" as the key marker of his character development.

I liked The Girl Who Owned a City as a kid, but then I flipped through it a few years ago and realized it was a loony libertarian gun-nut screed. And as someone who was raised by loony libertarian gun nuts, that must have been why it didn't seem weird to me at 10.

I read all of those in middle school - Hatchet, My Side of the Mountain, Island of the Blue Dolphins, The Cay, that one where the girl in Alaska joins a wolf pack. And let's not forget Incident at Hawk's Hill, the inspiring true story of a Canadian boy raised by badgers.

"And also, your son will be used as the goat in a game of human buzkashi by the mujahideen."

I have a relative who still does those Landmark seminars—which are some sort of descendent of EST—and I've definitely had that conversation with her several times. "But, what does it do? What is it ABOUT?"

Paige's expression was clearly communicating that she thought Phillip was warning her off boys. Like, "Ugh, DAD you're so embarrassing…"

The Jesus stuff is just getting so creepy it's hard to watch. Phillip and Kim praying together made my skin crawl more than any underage hookup would have.

Should've been Gina.

She hadn't grenade-launched anything since Georgia. As far as we know.

Those slacks were heinous. I won't be able to sleep tonight.

RIP, Tyreese.