This show is definitely of the opinion that people who don't have enough danger/drama in their lives will seek to create danger/drama. Like whistling in a forest full of zombies - the look on Glenn's face was priceless.

That outfit was literally the most shocking thing she's ever done on this show. Including shooting a 10-year-old.

He was totally still clutching the possum in Congresslady's living room.

He's still wandering around rural Georgia trying to get a car started. At least he has Abraham's map.

Right. It was the outfit I couldn't accept.

Who knew that wealthy suburban Virginian hausfrau drag was a thing she could pull off.

Sure, but cargo pants aren't that threatening, are they? She really had to go full twinset and pearls?

WTF, Carol. After ALL that character development, I cannot accept her looking like her very first looting run was to Talbot's.

She brought home those clearance investigation files for the Northrup employees that Clark was looking at last episode - that's how Elizabeth knew which employee to knock off for AA Lady to get a job there. The show has just stopped showing the goings-on at Stan's office lately, but Martha still seems to be supplying…

I went to see this, but the movie theater caught on fire about half an hour in. We did make it to the sandwich metaphor, at least.

She didn't say - I guess she must be the youngest barring some more tragic explanation.

He could have gotten fake-married to Larrick too last season, just to confirm his multitasking skills.

No, it was just some guy who worked at the Northrup plant that was closer to where AA Friend now lives.

Philip trying to keep his face from visibly collapsing as she talked about her dead mom, her missing older siblings, and her absent dad was some fine work.

Yikes. I've always thought this show conveyed Philip's numbness to his own sex work as well as it does Elizabeth's, if more subtly, but those flashbacks were brutal. Not as violent as Elizabeth's early training days, of course, but clearly damaging to a guy who must have been a not-terribly-worldly early 20-something…

You think Rick and Darryl wouldn't pour one out for the sons of the Confederacy on their way to Murphy's?

Not to mention that there's no possible way to approach DC from the south and get that view of the Monument across the river, unless you're already in Alexandria. And somehow they're only "halfway there" at that point, according to Abraham. Because you can see the DC skyline at the halfway point from Richmond.

Yeah, I can't imagine that the Directorate S gang doesn't have extensive medical training/equipment for exactly these scenarios. They have everything else behind that washing machine.

Toast flying everywhere.

Elizabeth must have superhuman pain tolerance to barely make a sound during all that and shed about 1/3 of a tear.