Those dork-couple disguises at the open house were the best. My mother definitely had those glasses in 1980.

Hey, they still have the minister.

But Bob fought his way out of the basement and walked around for another day with his bite. Tyrese was supposed to be not-a-killer, but he was still a fighter and not likely to just hide under a kiddie table and
wait to die like that.

In five seasons they literally didn't get farther than Atlanta, and tonight they waved away a 500-mile drive across four states in 45 seconds of dialogue? I'm also wondering if zombie bites have ever been depicted as poisonous/hallucinogenic, since a minor chomp out of the forearm wouldn't have caused so much blood…

It's funny that I've always empathized with the protagonists even when they do horrible things, but this season with the whole Afghanistan storyline, we have the luxury of hindsight. We get to know that the mujahideen weren't really loveable freedom fighters doing it all for God and country (to say nothing of getting…

Anyone seen "Berberian Sound Studio"? That's all I could think of during that scene.

I keep having to remind myself of the timeline here. Even if they manage to recruit Paige over the period of her high school years, ultimately it won't really matter because she won't finish college until 1990 at the earliest, so it's all more or less moot. I have this sense of dread that one or both of the parents…

What I learned from this was, don't send an elderly man with emphysema on a probable suicidal dive mission on the sea floor with no sonar/GPS/whatever else salvage divers are supposed to have.

I found Season 2 to be pretty slow, and that teenager was possibly the most irritating character ever brought to television. But the season was entirely redeemed by Scully's nose breaking/For Fuck's Sake!!! moment, for which I've fruitlessly searched the intertubes for a .gif for days.

S2 seemed slower to me, and also more implausible as the coincidences piled on. The whole Psycho Marriage Counseling Patient subplot was shoehorned in for nowhere near enough payoff at the end.

I kept waiting for Beth to tell someone - especially Noah - that she'd survived for years on the outside and that they didn't have to go along with this crazy, rapey band of idiot hospital security guards, but I guess nailing a dozen head shots in a row demonstrated that she wasn't as "weak" as they kept explaining to…

They lost me when every single person piled into the church to gawk at Bob's leg with no one pulling sentry duty. "We'll worry about all those cannibals hanging around in the woods just past the churchyard later."

I hope when my time comes, I have the presence of mind to howl, "TAINTED MEAT!!!!!" while chortling maniacally.

Aren't they half-sisters? Hershel was on his second marriage - Maggie's "stepmother" was one of the zombies locked in barn back at the farm.

I had a very similar adventure when I was left to babysit my Alzheimer's-ridden grandmother in sixth grade.

"Guys, I turned off the internet. And phones. And credit cards. And wireless communications of any kind. Except for when the narrative of this show requires that they work at the last second."

Assam, we hardly knew ye.

Did anyone else see a pink triangle on Setrakian's camp jammies in the flashback? Not that one would expect actual historians to consult on this show, but come on.

Kevin Durand is also working a noticeably thicker accent than the guy playing his dad.

Well, now we know how the German has been snacking unobtrusively this whole time. How has his meal not started turning by now? Do the worms not invade when a vampire is only feeling peckish?