I’m getting tired of the athleisure mom shaming. Honestly, it’s exhausting. What, exactly, is it ok for moms to wear? Please tell me. I spend all day crawling around on the floor, sweating, wrestling the baby into the stroller for walks, whatever. And I’m sorry that actually the easiest thing to wear for these…

I just wear yoga pants because I’m too fat to fit in my “cute” clothing.

I’m a stay at home mom and I’ll tell you why I wear workout clothes every day.

Too late, buddy.

I don’t think people realize that you can’t just move to another country. I love when I criticize certain aspects of this country and people say “you don’t like it, leave.” Ok hook me up with an EU VISA and you will never have to hear from me again.

According to Trump, the America that white people are supposed to have is broken and stumbling and in need of repair. Kaepernick is black, and has achieved some success, so he needs to zip it and get in line.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Really took some effort for you to get offended here.

I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!

I’m just over here in my flannel and Doc Martens humming Heart Shaped Box.

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

I liked your nuanced response. Porn didn’t create sex crimes or a misogynistic society, and banning it wouldn’t fix those problems. Violent porn and its high level of popularity are a symptom, not a cause, of the root issue.

While I’m not against porn myself, I’d also like to play devil’s advocate here: Blaming a single individual for this single crime is an over-simplification of the issue. Anti-porn advocates (along with many other perhaps more reasonable people) could point out that there are deeper cultural issues at play — the way…

Dear Jezzie:

It’s as if you are welcoming me with open arms.

Yours,
Milty

religion is bullshit.

Overalls are neat. You can feel farts go all the way up your back!

Or he’s a CHILD who is LEARNING about the world.

He’s 14 years old.....