Exactly. Fuck this little twatwaffle.  Pile of shit should rot in prison for live without parole. 

He’s too fucking young to be entrusted to maneuver a vehicle on public roads. College? Really? I bet his dad is a coal-rolling loser that never went to college. A likely preview of his fate.

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

I did this during a conversation about the rape.

So what indeed. The Unabomber was a fucking genius, was also a crazy fucking psychopathic murderer.

Which means “My client is a young man in high school with rich parents who bought me nice things”

That’s not a sound defense. That lawyer must not be aware that people can earn degrees while incarcerated.

They’re going for the “affluenza” defense. Watch.

You know, like those teen jock rapists who can’t be imprisoned because <clutches pearls> it might ruin his bright future!

Jeffrey Dahmer gets caught: “Wait I was just about to mail these college applications”

Cops: “Aww shucks, I’d hate to arrest such a promising young man!  We’re gonna let you off with a warning this time.”

Another “promising young man” we’ve heard so much about who can’t be punished for destroying other people’s lives.

He’s not going to jail. We all know how this sorry tale ends.

Fuck the little fucking fuck and his “college aspirations”. Aggressive pinheaded dickheads like him don’t deserve the privilege of operating a motor vehicle.

Sounds like the excuses they make for letting college guys off the hook for rape, “Why should a momentary bad decision ruin this promising young man’s life?”

I will say it again, and until the day I die: fuck convicted rapist Brock Turner, and I’m glad a professor (I forget her name and for what university) literally put his name and picture next to a textbook definition of "rapist.” No matter how good a swimmer he is, may he never outrun that label.

The cyclists were part of a large group of athletes training for an upcoming Ironman Texas competition. They were already 75 miles or so into their training ride that morning...

Of course they are - they own a full size truck modified to “roll coal”

This.

I’m sure he had his eye on Texas A&M.  He’d fit right in there with the brownshirts, I’m sure.

Someone will find him (down the road) to pay him back with that same coin. Betting the parents are douche bags too.