There are still good red delicious to be found at Michigan orchards. I usually buy some once a year. Grocery store ones are 100% trash, though. While we’re talking apples, take a look at the freak one I ate today. It looks like someone surgically implanted 1/4 of a Gala into a Red Delicious.

I .... I ... I love Red Delicious apples? Am I allowed to say that? Because I do and always have. Golden Delicious are also very good.

The brain worms have completely eaten away the host’s brain matter and are functioning as the de facto brain, keeping the heart beating and lungs pumping air.

People like this have realized that most people won’t give them the ass whooping they so richly deserve, so they act up.

It’s literally a mental illness and it’s called “MAGA”. 

Not including the ones in their brain.

Apparently Trump was interviewed on on some conservative talk radio show this morning, where he complained about the media coverage of Hurricane Ida, that the focus on Ida is an intentional distraction from Biden’s disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan. And, of course, Trump had much worse situations to deal with…

One of the things that continues to amaze me is how many people are running around out here with absolutely NO self-control whatsoever. This guy was just driving along, saw a news truck and instantly became so emotional that he absolutely had to confront the crew. He pulls off the road onto the grass, hops out and…

What the actual fuck?

You’d be defensive about people challenging the ridiculous pace in which you claim to have completed your first half marathon?

To be fair they're both dumb

This is all so petty, and I love it. Inject it into my veins.

So her being treated like crap and lied to is her fault? Cuz he’s a dick and its t.v. so thems just the brakes! But hey, you hope she’s learned her lesson. Such compassion.

Jeff Lewis has pulled some crap on his show in a very “Devil Wears Prada” manner, belittling his employees left and right, inspiring a rapid turnover rate. But this scene, which I vividly remember, takes the cake, and totally turned me off of this show. It speaks volumes to what he’ll be like as a father, to a female…

That poor women. How embarrassing. I saw that episode and felt bad for the lady when he made that joke. As always it was inappropriate. Vaginas change during pregnancy and really transform when they are giving birth, she was pushing as baby out of it for goodnes sake. He is an idiot!

Jeff and Gage come off as the fucking worst examples of gay men. I stopped watching after Gage kept repeatedly calling Zoila, Lewis’ housekeeper, a “bitch.”

How can they be so awful to the woman that give them a child?

I've never really understood the Uncanny Valley. Yeah, robots or CG models based on humans tend to not look right, but they don't creep me out. Take the top picture — she looks ugly, but not freaky or scary or anything.