Problem solved?

“Rules for thee, but none for me”, is practically the cop motto.

I would suggest Flammable.

Shouldn’t Italian be it’s own category?

Maybe it’s just the era I grew up in, but whenever I see a line of buses parked up I expect to see someone on a motorbike jumping over them.

It’s a rural district you moron. It’s also almost December and on the Maine border. Kids aren’t always able to walk. And good for you for walking, assuming all kids are able to is remarkably ignorant. Also good job assuming they’re all fat and badly behaved.

“We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas”

Maybe if you rode the bus, you wouldn't have turned into such an asshole adult.

Future Dockbumper 2000

Brownstone Skidmarks GT4

2023 Integra

What’s wrong is that this is what the Jalopnik commentariat has devolved into. We all used to be car fans but now all we do is bitch every time a company brings back an old concept because we think it can’t possibly recapture the magic we remember seeing through the rose-colored lenses of our youth. Not that it…

Let me address the common complaints, one by one.

Except that you can’t get a Civic Si hatchback.  This car is for those 132 people. Me being one of them, if was in the market.

Just a joke. I think the new Integra is cool. They’re obviously trying to pull at the nostalgia by using the name, but I think they’re staying close enough to the original.

Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

Website infamous for its snark and distain for modern vehicles upset about snark and distain for modern vehicles from its users.

+1 this

I had an ‘03 Grand Caravan. I sorely miss it despite that it rusted like a shipwreck, needed new brakes every 25k, new front endlinks as often, and ate cooling system components like a fat kid does candy. Mine predated Stow’n’Go, but it was *incredibly* useful. I wish mine ever got 26mpg. Best I ever managed was 24.…

The trash pickup is basically everyone picking up parts of other peoples cars.....circle of life.