The human race is definitely headed for extinction. Voters confirmed last week that they want the process to speed up.

The oil companies already get billions (trillions by now in total) in subsidies from the Fed and state governments. Oil depletion allowance for one.

Chaotic, deregulatory presidency scaring oil company execs was not on my bingo card for the next 4 years.

apparently the army is having trouble meeting recruiting goals.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

Yep. I know a lot of people who are more intensely considering jumping to another country.

The Viper says pfffffttttt.  355 width

The Reuters report didn’t specify which drugs he had in his system, but WardsAuto reports it was, in fact, weed

What bullshit are you pushing here?  Majority of people who went to this rally were white and male.

Trump is like what would happen if Lex Luthor and the Joker had a hate child and it was raised by Adolf Hitler.

We women already know. Uphill in the snow, in high heels. 

Listening to Trump talk is like listening to a 13-year-old girl talk after she drank half of a wine cooler.

I’m going grocery shopping tonight.  I think I’m going to make a side-trip to the liquor store.

We learned that lesson eight years ago. Americans really REALLY hate women.

So as I understand it from the anecdote, Trump talked to a friend who builds “the biggest factories.” He wanted to see one of these giant factories, but they’re apparently all in Mexico. Nine months later, there are no giant factories in Mexico because “they” heard that trump is running for president.

One million percent tariffs for the win.

If we’re taking stabs at what would happen in this hypothetical schenario, here’s mine.

Trump is insane.

Same! My current car and previous car are both Japanese and were built in Ohio.

He understand absolutely nothing about anything.